This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
The way she tried to handle her keys omfg
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
Never not reblog
I almost thanked you for
teaching me something about survival
but then I remembered
that the ocean never
handed me the gift of swimming.
I gave it to myself.
Y.Z, what I forgot to remember (via cielito-lindo)
You have to be odd to be number one.
This changed me