Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
this is the saddest scene in this movie
JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST
We are all Josh Hutcherson
I love those nights when Rory doesn’t want to run around everywhere and just cuddles ❤️
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
are u okay
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily