people who talk really loud but don’t realize how loud they are make me so fucking mad
"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition."
ever pass somebody that wears the same cologne as someone you miss and it feels like your heart was just rammed by a semi truck
right now I want that cuddling that gets flirty and then turns into really good sex.
PARENTING YOU ARE DOING IT SO FUCKING RIGHT
why can’t every parent be like this
You know, for a crazy homeless person, he’s pretty cut.
Can we please take a moment to appreciate how intensely Thor is trying to figure out what the fuck jeans are.
tumblr should have some kind of “you already reblogged this” warning
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.