when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
No no no this is dangerous.
No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face
how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
Is IKEA even real
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently